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"La gente no empieza una guerra nuclear con solo cinco misiles"

"¿Pero qué hiciste?"

"No hice nada".

— Stanislav Petrov, el hombre que impidió la guerra nuclear el '83, explicándole a su señora cómo lo hizo.

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Sabiduría Stinson

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

— Barney Stinson.

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Estadísticas

El mejor argumento en contra de la democracia es una conversación de cinco minutos con el votante medio.

— Winston Churchill.

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Bush06

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.

— George W. Bush.

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Bush05

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

— George W. Bush

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Bush04

Interviewer: 'Can you name the President of Chechnya?'
Bush: 'No. Can you?'
Interviewer: 'Prime Minister of India?'
Bush: 'Er...The new Prime Minister of India is...er...No.'
...
Bush: 'The new Pakistani General, he's just been elected...He appears he'll bring stability to the country.'
Interviewer: 'And can you name him?'
Bush: 'General, I can Name the General.'
Interviewer: 'And it's...?'
Bush: 'General'

— George W. Bush.